Porch dick 

A dick who yells insults from his/her porch.

Pete from the Walking Dead was a total porch dick to Rick.

Porch dick by KitKat69 April 1, 2015

porch dick 

A person standing on a porch being a dick to others.

Yo Jeff is being a porch dick

porch dick by jay247 March 8, 2015

Porch dick 

When a guy sits on his porch people watching and tries to make casual conversation with the people walking by.

"Dude I was walking past bobs house yesterday, God he's such a porch dick"

Porch dick by Huppalyssa March 8, 2015

porch dick 

The act of sitting uppon a stoop primarily on a porch whilst proceeding to act as a large dong

Old crotchety man: get off my lawn
passerby: oh stop being a porch dick and go do something with the time u have left.

porch dick by truly. me March 8, 2015

porch dick 

When a creepy man on a porch is being or is a dick.(occurs most often at night)

My friends and I were walking at night and at this house there was such a porch dick

porch dick by Alan Filter March 8, 2015

porch dick 

Someone who sits on their front porch at home and acts like a cocky douche

Man, mike is a real porch dick on the weekends

porch dick by tubajoe March 8, 2015

Porch dick 

Me slopping my fat cock all over the porch.

"Bro your porch dick keeps slopping everywhere"

Porch dick by Berily Soup August 2, 2021