Porch dick

A dick who yells insults from his/her porch.

Pete from the Walking Dead was a total porch dick to Rick.

by KitKat69 April 1, 2015

porch dick

A person standing on a porch being a dick to others.

Yo Jeff is being a porch dick

by jay247 March 8, 2015

Porch dick

When a guy sits on his porch people watching and tries to make casual conversation with the people walking by.

"Dude I was walking past bobs house yesterday, God he's such a porch dick"

by Huppalyssa March 8, 2015

porch dick

The act of sitting uppon a stoop primarily on a porch whilst proceeding to act as a large dong

Old crotchety man: get off my lawn
passerby: oh stop being a porch dick and go do something with the time u have left.

by truly. me March 8, 2015

porch dick

When a creepy man on a porch is being or is a dick.(occurs most often at night)

My friends and I were walking at night and at this house there was such a porch dick

by Alan Filter March 8, 2015

porch dick

Someone who sits on their front porch at home and acts like a cocky douche

Man, mike is a real porch dick on the weekends

by tubajoe March 8, 2015

a gaggle of porch dicks

when someone within a group of 3 or more yells disparaging or negative comments as per a porch dick, But has left the safety of his porch with 2 or more mates that act as a metaphorical, yet presumably as safe, porch while still being 100% a dick.

If it was just him saying all that shit I would have done something. But you can't expect me to fight a gaggle of porch dicks by myself.

by max keller April 10, 2015