porched

To be pretty pissed off. Not 100% pissed off, probably about 70%

I cannot believe that idiot left the oven on all day AGAIN. Porched.

by Mark Hooper February 14, 2008

porch

The "porch" is the steel grated platform at either end of a 48.( A 48 is a kind of freight train car that is known and recognizable by tramps and Graf artists)

"we were riding a freight train through the desert at night and we just sat on the porch and drank wine"

by Beau Coulon January 14, 2008

Porched

To get a blow job in plain sight while sitting on the porch. Typically, both people are extremely intoxicated.

Holy crap! Bob was so wasted last night, he got porched by that nasty girl.

by SichuanGourmet October 01, 2018

porching

noun, verb, adjective; engaging in a sexual act on a porch, patio, deck, or any outdoor unenclosed public structure.

"I love porching fresh meat!"

"Lord Savage is totally outside porching some ugly chick."

"Hey whats that thumping noise coming from outside? Oh thats just some people porching."

by freshporch06 September 05, 2006

The Porch

A GameFAQs message board that was once pretty cool but is now overran with n00bs and dumbasses.

I am a poster on The Porch.

by FirstDegreeMurder July 19, 2003

porching

Verb. The act of taking unwanted items (ie, those found at curbside trash receptacles, large objects from spring cleaning) and placing them on the porch of unwitting occupants.

"Let's go porching with this broken toilet and Old Navy mannequin."

by Porching Creator October 31, 2013

Porche

The way an Irish woman pronounces porch

Man#walks up to old Irish womans house knocks on the door and asks do you have any work for me?

# Irish woman # yeah you can paint my porch# #man# no problem but that's not a (Porsche )it's a BMW ,,,,,, porche? Wtf

by 373johncon#uwc March 09, 2020