jumped off the porch

started hustling in the streets

I jumped off the porch when I was thirteen.

by teedy2222 May 25, 2008

Porchpussy

A person who talks shit to you from their porch but never leaves the porch.

Some kid called me a bitch from his porch but never left it, what a porchpussy.

by RT51 February 9, 2010

Porchea

Super fly! Funny, witty, and friendly.Not to be messed with on a bad day less u want to be wolverined!

Person 1: Boy, that Porchea sure is fun to be around, but what's wrong with her today?

Person2: Don't mess around and get wolverined!

by Tramacat April 6, 2010

Porbhub

The place you go when you mistype pornhub

Dude I accidently typed porbhub yesterday

by Mynamejeff54 May 29, 2018

parahax

when a pokemon uses an attack that has a chance of paralyzing you, and paralyzes you every time he/she uses it.

I was battling an electrode who kept on using spark and was parahaxing me!

by omg1337hax0r October 19, 2009

Smoking on the porch

When a girl starts to tickle your butthole and maybe penetrates it with a finger, but only a one knuckle allowance. Anything over one knuckle is smoking in the house and that's simply not allowed.

I mean she was hot and was down for whatever, I let her smoke on the porch but nothing more. She was a classy broad. (Smoking on the porch)

by Karlos Danger January 23, 2017

porch dog

A person who frequently attacks others in speech or writing, but who poses no intellectual threat whatsoever. The motivation of this type of person can usually be accurately construed as a desire to be obnoxious and offensive.

Origin: The phrase "porch dog" is used to refer to dogs that sit on front porches and bark (vigorously and fruitlessly) at passersby, but who pose no physical threat.

Yeah, that guy has a scathing response to just about everyone who posts in this forum. He's a real porch dog.

by Vitruvian Man May 25, 2006