a term used to greet friends in a fun kind of way, using a funny canadian accent is fun too...
after a while people will start to copy you and you will have to stop saying for a while, then you can start saying it again after it isnt as...annoyingly repeative...
What you say when you see jailbate, or what you say to a girl you're hitting on and you want her to know you think she looks hot (or like jailbate).
Example 1: Girl in a bar leaning over the jukebox with her yah-yahs hanging out, guy walks up, obviously looking at them "Ello Poppet." Then makes eye contact and smiles "Can I buy you a drink?"
Example 2: Pennywise the Clown, driving in a beater van notices the girls volleyball team waiting for a ride and flips a bitch. "Ello Poppet!"
The embodiment of qualities thought impossible to exist simultaneously in a single example of womanhood. An impossible figure. Believed to be mathematically impossible. Synonyms: Unicorn, Real Geek Girl, Waifu. Related to Escher Staircase, Blivet.
James has been dating a Penrose Poppet for about a month now and he's going to be severely disappointed when he discovers she's an actual human being and not a mythical creature after all.