popadopt

Using celebrity status to pick a child at will (usually from a third-world country) to add to your own brood, regardless of particular laws or customs.

ie. Madge and Mercy Jones

Brad: Did you see that Nigerian kid on the Famine Relief Concert footage last nite? Amazing eyes. A real cutie.

Jasmine: I hear he's up for popadoption, but Brangelina missed the boat. Mia Farrow's reasserting her Queen Mother status.

by Hangdog68 June 12, 2009

Poppadoo

You wish you had one. Description of a kick ass parent who more then likely fights crime.

Damn, did you hear ____ has a poppadoo? I'm so jealous!

by Ot February 1, 2013

Poppadon

A Poppa don is the term to describe your friends as doing something silly or foolish like molesting a friend known as 'Ajay'

“Yo Hassan why did you slap ajay you poppadon“

by Dude yh January 17, 2019

Poppadom Hands

A goalkeeper who makes a lot of mistakes leading to goals

We’re 1-0 down again. Lee Camp has Poppadom Hands

by smjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj October 5, 2019

poppadominatrix

When you get tied up and treated like a poppadoms

Oi mate she poppadominatrixed me last night felt like mango chutney well bad

by Skratton5102 September 21, 2024

Poppadom Wrists

A goal keeper with incredibly weak wrists, unable to shot stop. You wouldn’t trust him to catch your groceries

Come on André Onana, it’s 10-10 on penalties. Please just save one. Grimsby win 12-11 on Penalties. Typical of ol’ poppadom wrists, get him off the wage bill.

by TheFlynnEffect August 27, 2025

Stuart Poppadom

Stuart Poppadom is a widespread Minion name for the best Minions in the Haus of Poppadom

Stuart Poppadom? no im a Stuart Poppasub

by Stuart Poppadom October 15, 2025