poopitation

To meditate while pooping. For many people the only time you are truly alone is when your in the bathroom pooping. You close your eyes and enter a state of deep meditation, allowing your mind to be clear and your body to expel toxins.

Joe has been much less stressed since he started utilizing poopitation practices daily.

by The Art of Mayhem September 19, 2019

poptart bitch

A poptart bitch is a woman with whom you sleep with that when you wake up you toss her a poptart and kick her ass out the door, not a keeper and definately not a pancake bitch

Guy 1: hey bro I met this girl last night, total pancake bitch
Guy 2: lucky all the girls I meet are just poptart bitches...

by billy jean cowdog September 24, 2012

poptart

Food to the Gods

God eats poptarts

by Sam Kimport October 27, 2003

Popitician

A political candidate, with little or no experience, relatively unknown, and whose only claim to fame is fame itself.
A political candidate lavished with attention by media groupies.

"Palin dethroned Obama as the newest popitician"

"Obama's popitician status and charismatic performance at the DNC was Oscar-worthy"

by DorothyW November 2, 2008

netflix and poptarts

When you're so lonely all you do is watch Netflix and eat PopTarts.

Bob: What did you do this weekend?
Jim: All I did was Netflix and PopTarts*Falls over crying*.

by Mr. Lonely666 October 29, 2015

smuggling poptarts

any sexual favor that you don't want to tell your friends about.

Jennifer was smuggling poptarts last week.

by Nyutan June 17, 2009

Poptart

Some one of simple nature that does not have the basic instincts to navigate themselves through life.

Bromandudeguy1: Why is Simple Jack eating toothpaste?
Bromandudeguy2: Because Simple Jack is a real poptart.

by ChuckWagon19 November 7, 2010