Poondyke

The poon of a dyke. Usually resembles a massive pile of cobwebs.

Barba: Damn cuz, that chick totally just turned me down, the tramp.

Jamal: *walks over to chick, pulls down her skirt, and walks back beside Barba*. Yep, just what I thought.

Barba: What cuz?

Jamal: Poondyke. No straight b*tch would turn your arse down.

by Jarrad Hickey May 19, 2010

pooty pebbles

small pebbles of baby shit..

I was changing my little brothers diaper and it was full of pooty pebbles.

by KrispyPickel October 23, 2007

Pooty-Toot

What a real burly man calls a fart. ie. construction workers, bikers, bar bouncers...etc

Dude that stinks did you Pooty-toot? Fuck yeah!!!

by Bear Banger January 16, 2014

Poothy

Used in a situation where some may normally call another a Pussy - however this is used more to insult someone who is foolish, lazy, incompetent, or stupid... whereas "Pussy" would be used more for someone who is hesitant, scared, or afraid.

A Poothy has trouble succeeding in life because they do not have the balls and/or brains to do so.

This can also be said affectionately between friends, kind of like Dubba.

Andrew: "Yo Rafi, brinski, your brother Aref called and said he needs a ride, his Jimmy is dead"
Rafi: "I thought he said he fixed it"
Andrew: "He tried, but I guess he's a Poothy"

Umling: "Hey Nick, where ya goin?"
Nick: "I'm done with football man, I quit"
Umling: "Poothy!"

Andrew: "Yo Will, did you fix those reports yet"
Will: "Not yet man I've been super busy"
Andrew: "You Poothy, Skinner's going to kill you."

by Fasulo June 11, 2018

Pooty-doo

Pooty-doo when your pussy smells worse than your booty doo

Vanessa fine I would smash if it wasn’t for the pooty-doo

by Clint Morning Wood April 11, 2019

Shoplift the Pooty

When a man is nice to the child of a single mother in order to get sex from her. Essentially he is using the child as a manipulative tool to get into the kids mother.

I real man wouldn't shoplift the pooty

by dr p August 6, 2010

pootytang

basically a vagina

after having sex with a hoe...the strong smell of pootytang is in the air

by EricaGeist April 14, 2003