poot swag

The act of someone trying to hinder you sauce and the amount of sauce to drip that usually is allowable by the Scale Of Litness.

why everybody trying to stop your poot swagg

by Doctor Murder 420 May 14, 2019

Poot Sushi

A sushi that you poot (fart) on and then eat

"Mmm, just had some yummy poot sushi"

by Poot Sushi October 12, 2021

poot and scoot

To fart and then run at first smell

Man I completely executed the perfect poot and scoot.

by Sir Thomas Allen March 28, 2009

poot n scoot

verb. the act of breaking wind and moving from that place before teh smell is detectable.

I totally just pooted n scooted in the hallway.

That was a sick poot n scoot.

by Ralf April 25, 2005

poot-n-scoot

The act of farting in public and then quickly vacating the area so that people don't know you did it. A distraction mechanism, like faking a call on your cell phone or messing with you iPod is a clever move. Try not to be noticed, and get out of there before the stank settles!

"I farted on the bus yesterday, so I immediately got off at the next stop and left the stank in the bus for the other schmucks. It was a perfect poot-n-scoot!"

by PootskieDoodle April 17, 2009

poot and shoot

You you fart and ejaculate simultaneously.

Billy was ecstatic why he discovered his ability to poot and shoot on command.

by pufwizard February 14, 2015

poot-n-scoot

A game played mainly in the southern states in which players intentionally poop themselves and then try and see who can drag their buttocks across the floor and leave the longest skid mark.

Woodrow: "Hey momma after church today, are we gonna play a good ole fashioned game of poot-n-scoot?"

Momma: "Yes Woodrow, let's see if you can beat my 13 foot long skidmark from last week!"

Woodrow: "You better watch out, I'm the best poot-n-scooter this side of the Mississippi!"

by PooterMagee November 27, 2012