Poot

1. An unusually well-ventilated excretion of gas from the rectum of a mammal, specifically a male miniature Shnauzer.
2. An interesting and thought provoking new word.
3. The essence of cool.
4. The act of sexing one up. (To pootify.)

"Sniffy has made one too many poots today, let's kill him."

"Oh man, that is so poot."

"I wanna pootify that!"

by kari vanner June 2, 2004

Poot

A cute dog. Usually a bulldog or Shar pei

Oh look at that poot! That’s a cute poot!

by Ogyogurt July 28, 2018

Poot

A less impressive nut, often given by insecure men

"I'm so disappointed, i was expect him to nut all over my face, but all I got was a Poot"

by TinySteve May 1, 2019

Poot

a sound to describe dissapointment, or a sound to describe when your not expecting something bad. eg. being unexpectedly shouted at

Mum: sorry kids we cant go to the cinema today
kids: poot

Girlfriend: how are u today babe?
Boyfriend: JUST STOP TALKING TO ME AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!
girlfriend: poot!

by DinkyDizzy May 8, 2005

Poot

A fart, with which comes the uncertianity of taking a shit simultaniously.

O god, I think I'm going to poot!

by The nazi of Yatzee November 8, 2002

Poot

The act of pooping in the process of a toot.

Fag: Ha Ha dude watch this.

Other Fag: What dude.

Fag: ptttt(oh crap)I just pooted!!!

Other Fag: Awsome!!!

by Shad Barley March 10, 2008

Poot

noun.;The sound a honda civic makes when accelerating.

hey, thats the sound my car makes!
*hits gas peddle*
poot-poot-poot...

by Jaren November 26, 2005