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Poot is your local basement dweller. She was trapped until the age of 17 and now lives in a sewer occasionally making her way to the red carpet every once in a while. (Actually a picture gone wrong of Demi Lovato)
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Poot by Ross Tafari November 2, 2006
Poot
Noun - a member of the militant insurgency that engaged in insurrection at the Malheur national wildlife refuge and dug latrines on ancient native American burial grounds after they succeeded in clogging all the toilets. They referred to themselves as "Patriots" prompting the sardonic sobriquet portmanteau neologism "pootriot" which was shortened to simply "poot" for the sake of brevity and the tyranny of 140 characters on Twitter. The term has been expanded to include any supporters of these insurgents.
Verb - to engage in any activities related to anarchic defiance of the constitutional authority of law enforcement or local, state and federal court ruling and judgements.
Verb - to engage in any activities related to anarchic defiance of the constitutional authority of law enforcement or local, state and federal court ruling and judgements.
Poot
1. An unusually well-ventilated excretion of gas from the rectum of a mammal, specifically a male miniature Shnauzer.
2. An interesting and thought provoking new word.
3. The essence of cool.
4. The act of sexing one up. (To pootify.)
2. An interesting and thought provoking new word.
3. The essence of cool.
4. The act of sexing one up. (To pootify.)
"Sniffy has made one too many poots today, let's kill him."
"Oh man, that is so poot."
"I wanna pootify that!"
"Oh man, that is so poot."
"I wanna pootify that!"
Poot by kari vanner June 1, 2004