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Porsche 944

An excellent but often neglected car.

Produced 1982-91; there is a flavor for everyone (except haters)

Due to low entry price and high maintenance costs they are often owned by lower income Porsche owners. Can be found in it's natural environment (craigslist) for $500 but you're better off buying one from a knowledgeable owner who has cared for the car. Early cars are lighter but later cars are near modern in construction and features.
944 owner "I drive a Porsche 944 S2 Coupe"
911 owner "you should have bought a real *porche*, not that white trash Audi"
944 owner: "My 944 is faster than your clapped out 75 targa, doesn't leak any oil, is immune to rust, has great air conditioning, 4-piston brembo brakes and actual cargo space"
911 owner: silence
by notarealporsche September 7, 2013
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porsche 928

(when buying the porsche 928) bulletproof this, and here ,and the windows, and get me one of them phones, ya know with a... with a scrambler. And a radio with scanners, to pick up flying saucers, stuff like that
by antonio2 December 26, 2006
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porsche 911

awesome car, 42 le mans wins, 45 sebring wins, plus monte carlo and dakar rally.
"My porsche 911 is so good it won more races than you can count."
"On one hand?"
"No, just more than you can count."
by W35M4N July 15, 2007
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Porsche Carrera GT

the pinnacle of porsche automotive. this car was believed that the company put all their technical and engineering know-hows in this car.

porsche's limited edition supercar that went to production in 2004 and ended in 2006. the car has a 5.7 liter V10 engine which produces 605 hp and has a top speed of 205 mph. the car runs from 0-62 mph in 3.9 seconds (0-60 mph in 3.5 secs). this is one of the most beautiful porsches and one of the most sought after by not only the rich porsche fanatics but rich car enthusiast as well.
The Porsche Carrera GT is arguably the greatest porsche ever built.
by taburnok45 May 29, 2011
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Push the Porsche Around

A girl putting a finger up a man's anus while giving head.
She wasn't too good at head, but she really got my motor running when she started to push the porsche around.
by Angela UNH February 15, 2009
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Porsched

he was totally porsched
he is so porsched he will be walking funny
by arnold zimmerman February 1, 2008
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Porsche 924

Beautiful and awesome sportscar produced by Porsche in the 1970's & 80's.
I think the Porsche 924 is the favorite car of Yah.

Oh yeah, why is that?

Because on a telephone YAH = 924.
by Herbert W. Headstrong July 15, 2009
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