Poosturbate

The act of Pooping on a toilet and Masterbating at the same time, with the goal of simultaneous climaxes of both pooping and masterbation. remember Poosturbating is not just a mans activity.

Timmy S. was in the bathroom for a long time, we heard moans and he had his computer with him. He'll never admit it but judging by his relaxed manner afterward everybody concluded he just finished a poosturbate session.

by timmy sizzile November 16, 2009

do you like to poopsterbate bby?

Asking, presumably a female, someone whether or not they enjoy masturbating whilst simultaneously pooping.

do you like to poopsterbate bby?

by TheStanners April 18, 2014

pooperbate

v. when you jerk off while on the toilet, then proceeding to shit after.

Steve went to Frisch's bathroom and pooperbated.

by dragyn611 April 15, 2008

Poosturbate

To use poo as lube while masturbating.

My palm went dry, so I crapped out a quick one and just finished it with a poosturbate.

by R Pontin August 6, 2009

Pooperbate

When you are married so you watch porn and jerk off while you “poop.”

Alex is in the bathroom getting his pooperbate on.

by UnfortunateWife February 6, 2019

poopsterbate

Invented in the year 10,567 BC by a scribe named Rich Siegel, this form of self-amusement has a long storied yet secret history. Sort of like the Masons and their lore, but people don't talk about it as much. From ancient times, people have been sexually aroused by their own poop and pleasured themselves in various ways while pooping, to further enhance the experience.

"I'm sorry I'm late," said Rich. "I had to poopsterbate in the bathroom again."

by happy bun bun May 14, 2014

poopsterbation

when masturbation is done while taking a poop

poopsterbation is always best on a tiolet

by IIWALrUSII April 3, 2011