poopstick Ask Urban Dictionary about poopstick Share definition Flag if you forget the name of some one that is doing something wrong then you call them poopstick. this is the best Attention getter next to a swift kick in the nuts Poopstick don't touch that. poopstick by BMFmike April 15, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the poopstick mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch