poofstache

A particualarly large and obnoxiuos moustache, ala Harry Reems, John Holmes, or John Oates.

Dude, 1976 is over, shave that poofstache.

by Psycho Miko June 11, 2006

poopsicle

Frozen poop due to inclimate weather.

Damn, it's so cold I think I dropped a poopsicle

by pantsdance90 December 14, 2012

poopstander

The act of poopstanding, or standing erect while pooping instead of sitting on a toilet. The poopstander stands with his anus aimed at the toilet and poops. Although a bit unorthadox, this has become very popular among young teenagers.

An example of a poopstander is Ryan Freeman who can often be found in the Fenwick boys bathroom standing up while pooping.

by Derek April 7, 2003

poostache

A fecal mustache, acquired from excessive ass kissing.

Nice poostache, Jenny. You been kissing a lot of ass at work lately?

by pc1018 June 1, 2007

Poonstache

Tom sellecks mustache is known as the "Poonstache" and counts as it's own habitat, containing such creatures as the rare, but not uncommon Tony Danza.

I just sharted in his Poonstache.

by Simonius January 8, 2006

poopstabber

A gay guy who fucks other guys in the ass

Leonard Howard you are such a poopstabber stop doing Tony Falls up the ass while he's in an EBA thong.

by andrew gallup December 28, 2005

poopscicle

A frozen peice of poop on a stick. It is usualy enjoyed in the summer.

masterfieces

Coco:"hey pass me a poopscicle!"
Bob:"sure thing gangster!"

by tootie_frutie_cutie4_ever November 7, 2005