poopcorn

poop that is in the shape of corn. and of course... it must have the little corn kernel stuck in it for your viewing pleasure.

mosimo: Golly gee gabe! look at that poopcorn!
Gabe:Wow! now that's what i call a piece of artwork!

by v-foo June 16, 2006

Poopclock

One's normal schedule for bowel movements, often conveniently aligning with other bathroom related activities, and allowing one to poop at home in a comfortable setting, rather the office, or at a restaurant during lunchtime. For example, one might have their poopclock set to the early morning, so that they can poop, and then thoroughly clean themselves in the shower.

ex: I had Taco Bell for lunch, now my poopclock is all messed up and I have to crap in my disgusting office toilet with the ratty toilet paper.

by Some Bored Guy at Work November 14, 2010

pooplongstocking

a girl that is a monkey with poop

hi missis pooplongstockings

by poop February 9, 2004

reverse poopcow

pooping sitting back wards on the toilet with my laptop on top of the tank.

Bob: What are you doing?
Fred: Taking a poop
Bob: But you're on facebook chat
Fred: Reverse poopcow position

by shamrockkid29 November 12, 2010

pooplow

1 - Fro's poolstick (used to push poop out of the way in poopland)
2 - Vile item with poop on the end of it (often used in attempt to poke someone with it)

Joe fro lost the game useing the pooplow.
Joe fro has the pooplow stuck in his ass.
There is poop on the pooplow.

by boshi January 27, 2005

poopconnell

This is another term for a homosexual man. Similar to Turd Burglar.

"That guy you were talking to was a complete poopconnell"
or "My gym teacher was a poopconnell and would watch the guys in the locker room."

by Jim Nasium December 24, 2008

poopclock

Whenever one is actively using the restroom while getting paid at work. Often taking longer than usual because of a Prolonged non rushed bowel movement

Employee 1: "where's Brandon? We gotta finish this job"
Employee 2: "don't expect him to come back anytime soon. He's on the poopclock"

by sendtretter February 5, 2015