Pootooth

The act of taking a picture of ones poo on your phone, and then sending it, via bluetooth, to any indiscriminate person who happens to be unfortunate enough to have their bluetooth on at the time

"Wow, I just laid a huge brick, i'm gonna have to pootooth someone with that gem"

"Oh my god, I can't believe that, some random has just pootoothed me, that is disgusting!"

by TheSniffer1979 June 30, 2009

pooptooth

a rotten tooth or mangled tooth

Damn Skillet you got pooptooth!

by pt October 14, 2003

pooptooth

some one with a fucked up tooth

Billy's got a pooptooth

by Beerswizle October 13, 2003

Poontooth

The wireless synchronization of women’s menstrual cycle.

Since the mother-in-law moved in, the poontooth is in full synch. Now double-psycho-bitch mode is in full effect once a month.

by Warzeboy January 30, 2010

Pootooth

The device used to talk with people, via Bluetooth, while you are taking a poo.

Rodney: You should've seen Lulu last night, she was drunk and still beating everyone at pool.

Charles: For real? That's crazy. Ey, hold up, lemme put you on Pootooth real quick. I gotta take a dump.

by iPoopOnCake March 13, 2010

pooptooth

your moms mouth.

by Anonymous April 9, 2003