poop dick

a poopdick is one who engages in gay sex. therefore he is a poopdick.

dude john had sex with bill.
Really? i didnt know he was a poop dick

by kmill February 16, 2007

poop dick

A man's penis that is so long that it will either dip or lay in the bowl of a toilet when he is defecating

That boy's got a poop dick...poor bastard.

by Grmmus T Willikins May 21, 2006

poop dick

n. A black man's very large unshapely black penis that resembles a log of shit.

"Oh Brianne, I heard you fucked Jamaal."
"Yeah, Jenny, it was pretty good, except for his fucking poop dick."

by yondaddy January 20, 2008

Poop dick

A Poop Dick is when a man gets poop on his Dick after anal sex. It also can be an insult towards someone being annoying and stupid.

"I have a poop Dick after Amanda . let me fuck her in the ass."

"Wow , Curtis is being such a poop dick"

by D.Fire February 18, 2021

poop dick

Cu ca smothered on a pee pee. Corn or other undigested objects may be present.

When you put a throbbing love muscle in an anal cavity and then pull it out. You look down and there should be crap on it. Also, it may be smelly, so watch out!

by Aaron December 16, 2003

poop dick

A Farm-boy who is believed to have sex with the farm animals he cares for.

Cleetus, you fuckin' poop dick.

by johnnylaw40 April 19, 2006

poop dick

a poop dick is usually used regarding someone who has recentally angered you in some way or some one you just dont like usually of the male gender to possibly humiliate them by telling them their penis is coverd in fecel matter

person a: did you know alex took the last hot pocket

person b: god alex is such a poop dick

by majick6ball August 4, 2009