Poonjab Billy talks and sexts hoes making them get wet, and sets up meeting times only to back out because he is a poonjab.
by Drew Pearson January 09, 2011
Goofus: Crap, I spilled this spaghetti sauce all over my new shirt.
Gallant: Man, you eat like a poonjaber.
Gallant: Man, you eat like a poonjaber.
by grobey22 October 16, 2010
the opposite of a poonstab
I poonstabed her in the poonjab
by Jacqui Sonnamaker from SNU January 21, 2003
by clinton james Burgoyne August 24, 2009
by Hahn Highnote July 22, 2003
It is derived from the latin derivative poon, which means vagina, and job which means to have a profession, therefore you get a professional vagina.
Rhodes or "Sam get on the fucking rave" "No I don't want to get my vagina wet" "WOW your a total poon, actually your a fucking poonjabe".
by poonmastaflex July 24, 2008
The act of having sex with a woman on her period, and then dotting her forehead with blood on the head of the penis.
by FawkinJuuLee June 30, 2022