steamy poophouse

the act of taking a shit while a hot shower is running with the door closed; and having your intimate one walk in in disgust do to the foul smell.

"Hey Mike, where'd Melissa go?"

"Oh, she left after I gave her a steamy poophouse by accident."

"Oh, thats a bummer, I guess we won't be seeing much of her anymore."

"Yea, she was pretty horrified by my disgusting shit smell mixed in with the sweaty steam."

by Frank4 January 11, 2009

Poophole Loophole

When a girl desperately wants to keep her virginity but needs some good back-door romance

Timmy: Wait, how'd you guys have sex, isn't she a virgin?

Tommy: Bro, we used the Poophole Loophole.

by Da Krew January 22, 2016

a poompa la caca

a poompa la caca is when you want to yell poo. you have to yell a poompa la caca

"oi why u hit me rebecca truelence?"
" A POOMPA LA CACA!'

by isla louise July 22, 2020

Poophobia

The fear of pooping.

Carl died of poophobia. His stomach was full of shit and explodes.

by ZguegMan May 8, 2014

Poophoria

A state of temporary bliss following a big dump triggered by the combined effect of increased lightness, cleansing and the subsequent release of endorphins. This condition can last for five minutes to one hour dpending upon the size and scope of the action.

Following a major crap I relaxed happily on my bed, drifting in a state of deep poophoria.

by Street Rod October 19, 2005

poophole nogo

The somewhat disappointing realization that no matter how hard you push, you aren't going to penetrate your girlfriends asshole.

The problem can be solved with any number of lubricants, none of which are at hand the ONE FUCKING NIGHT that she is shit faced enough to let you slip her a length of love rod in the fudge tunnel.

No mom, everything's fine at school, really. I'm just a bit down in the dumps because Marsha and I had a bad case of poophole nogo and now I'm wondering if I should just fuck a hooker in the ass to see what it's like.

by Joshua James October 12, 2006

Poompa Doompa

An interesting fellow whos genitals can range from huge to fucking enormous

Dont Let Poompa Doompas Rape you

by NotPoompaDoompa June 9, 2018