poonami

The wave created by the taking of a massive dump.

The poonami flowed past my keister and down my legs, soaking my socks.

by butt-jack December 29, 2004

poohnami

Toilet that has overflowed large amounts of pooh.

Public washroom at work had been filled with paper towels and flushed many times. Eventually plugged the main sewer line. All toilets overflowed, waste throughout the main offices including the Plant Mangers. Carpets had to be replaced and entire area sanitized-"what happened?- we had a poohnami"

by poohster February 25, 2010

poounami

A seismic wave of shit, that destroys everything in it's way.

Normally due to being ill or a very hot curry.

Don't go in there, the world fell out my arse in a deadly wave of poounami.

by rocky_ct November 25, 2015

Poonami

Definition: Poonami is the Unexpected flow of poo during a Colonoscopy when a patient doesn't understand the meaning of no solid foods for 24 hours.

Staff declared a category 4 poonami after the flow factor exceeded the bed and reached the floor.

by myrjl June 28, 2016

Poonami

When you have a bowel movement so large and loose it is like a tsunami of poo.

David had a poonami so large it flooded the toilet.

by Codebrown March 31, 2017

poonami tsunami

A period. Coined in 2016 by a YouTuber, the poonami tsunami is a play on both words used to refer to a woman’s menstral blood.

Girl 1: hey, want to go out tonight?
Girl 2: no, sorry. The poonami tsunami started.
Girl 1: oh, I’m sorry. Chocolate and Netflix tonight then?
Girl 2: yes, please!

by Snek Keeper June 22, 2018

poonami

A combination of the terms "poon" and "tsunami" referring to a tidal wave of girls, especially referring to ex-girlfriends attempting to have sex with you again. Specifically, this terms refers to an abnormally large number of girls trying to get with you in a short period of time.

Look dude, I can't meet you for drinks later. I am swept up in a poonami and I can't let it go to waste.

by Wall-E Balls January 20, 2011