Poodle

A younger man who deliberately pursues older women; a cougar-chaser; a kept male of the lapdog variety; subject of the hit songs "Just a Gigolo" and "I Wanna Be Your Dog". Often in the guise of an unsigned musician, college student, or barfly.

Kevin Federline was Britney Spears' poodle.

by Othniel77 March 2, 2010

poodle

everybody wants to stroke the poodle, but nobody wants to fuck the poodle.

stacy: hey have you seen that guy tom? i just wanna hug him all day. he's such a cutie pie.

allison: i know right he's so cute

tom: any of you ladies up for a fuck?

stacy+allison: haha you're so cute tom

tom: oh shit im a poodle

by jasperjasper February 24, 2012

Poodle

Some one that is being a little bitch about something

Dave: want to go smoke dope?
Jeff: Nah.

Dave: why you being such a poodle about it?

by Mooser11 March 28, 2010

poodle

An evil being sent by Martians to destroy earth. Poodles are not dogs, contrary to popular belief, but are actually a relative of the spotted hyena. Poodles are generally quite small and armed with their hideous high-pitched yapping and razor-sharp teeth.

Billy, you get that poodle out of your nose right this instant!

by Amber Almighty June 28, 2004

poodle

Used as a loving pet name. Dropped lightly, not as serious as babe, honey.

hey poodle, what's shakin?

by pandajoi January 18, 2005

poodle

One who cravenly does another's bidding, a metaphorical butt boy.

The Left calls Tony Blair "George Bush's poodle."

by octopod November 23, 2003

poodles

noun, always plural
After someone has taken a big shit and flushed, these are the little crumbs of poo left in the bottom of a toilet basin that didn't quite make it down the flush.

I went to the bathroom in the airport and some dude had left poodles in the toilet before me, so I had to stare at them the whole time I was peeing.

by kidcassanova January 8, 2012