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PoopAss

A silly name for a person mostly a joke
person1: Hey whats up!
Person2: not much just hangin
Person1: wow ur such a poopass
Person2: what?
by BrOz October 13, 2012
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poocastinate

When one has exhausted all other means of procastination, so sits on the toilet and hopes for a poo to come out and put off doing actual work.
A: This assignment sucks. I've been procastinating...cleaning my room...watching mid afternoon TV...taking the dog for the walk. I better get into this work then.

B: Maybe its time to poocastinate.

A: Hhhhhrr. Yep. That'll work.
by gottadosomework November 1, 2010
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Poopass

A new-ish insult formed from the 2 words poop and ass. I first heard my three year old cousin say it to his mom. People who eat the poopass are certified Shit-Eaters, they guzzle it like they get paid to. A synonym for poopass is Shitassington, meaning you have a butt that no matter how many time you wipe people can still smell it on you. Sometimes it is also used to describe a poopass trait.
1st example
Little cousin: Mommy, mommy.
Auntie: what honey
Little cousin: you eat the poopass
Auntie: Watch your mouth!
Second Example
Me: I think Kim Kardashian has no skill in anything, she can't sing, dance and she's not funny.
Therapist:Would you say she has no skills then?
Me: No she is very skilled in being a poopass, since she's a certified Shitassington.
Therapist: She does eat the poopass.
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Poocaso

A bowel movement so beautiful that it commands to be identified as a timeless masterpiece.
1. I gave birth to a bowel movement that would later be identified as the first chunk of fecal matter so precious that it need be validated as an original Poocaso, instantly a timeless classic that would provide inspiration and motivation for many generations to come.

2. Mr. Tosto was dubbed the Poocaso bandit by local authorities for the crimes against humanity he committed when trying to sell the critically acclaimed Poocaso he had stolen from the National Art Museum.
by The Snow Master September 12, 2012
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pooass

a very warped word for "Police", It went from Police to Po-lice, Poolice to pooass
Guy 1 - here come the PooAss
Guy 2 - Shit son!
by justinIROCguy June 6, 2007
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Poocaso

When you poo on her face, smear it around, donkey punch her into the wall, the impression she leaves on the wall is an original Poocaso.
That's the worse Poocaso I've ever seen. It must be a fake.
by PooFighter December 17, 2008
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Poocaso

1. A person that smears feces on a wall or other surfaces as if to make art.

2. A person that makes art out of feces.
1. Kim's child was a regular little Poocaso when she tried to sleep in.
by Itsdodobaby December 13, 2009
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