Show Pony

Action.
When someone is brought out socially to impress, entertain, and show off to others.

It was a great party but I was basically there to show pony for all of his friends.

by DottyG April 7, 2021

Show Pony

A person who appears to perform well, but has no real ability. All style, no substance.

The office of President of the United States is no place for a show pony. The job demands careful thought and strategic thinking.

by KYBluesky December 11, 2018

Gym Show Pony

A gym show pony are usually newbies who try to act big and strong but they're actually clueless. They normally come in groups of 2 or 3, they spend their time gossiping talking about rainbows and unicorns and the guy/girl they met on the weekend, what they ate in the last couple days while glancing over their shoulder scanning others while they're working out. The usually do spot a few who they would like to compete with whether it's strength, endurance or what they're wearing. Gym Show Ponies waste their time by going from one machine to another only to do 5-10 reps on each one. They grunt while they deadlift to attract attention before slamming the barbell whilst giving their self claimed competitor a deadly affirmation that they're strong and try to beat that if you can. They proudly walk around as if they own the gym when in actual fact they look like they've got a dick stuck up their ass and they try to secretly wedge it out while they walk.

Selena is such a Gym Show Pony, all she does is watch other people and talk about her private life.

Kevin thinks his Mr hot shot. I died from laughter the moment I saw him leg press 100 pounds, I think he did 8 reps before he jumped off to catch his breath.

by Kick Ass Gal December 8, 2017

show pony

A highly attractive partner that one treats as an accessory.

"Look at that show pony. He's been buying that young, good-looking man drinks all night and flashing him around to all of his friends."

"I don't mind being his show pony. I know I look good. I'm not shy about reeling in the benefits."

by lolitaellen March 13, 2014

show pony

Usually A person that shows off in the public eye and does things just for the hell of it, usually dyeing hair regally. Commonly of gay sexuality

Look over at that show pony he/ she thinks they are so cool and better then you and me

by James April 15, 2004

backyard show pony

When in the backyard and giving it to a girl from behind in the ass in front of a crowd of people.

I was at a bar-b-que last week and Troy gave pam a backyard show pony.

by Dr. Big Junk January 14, 2009

show pony

a narcissist who believes they are the best and everyone loves them heaps ( not as much as they love themselves though) but in reality they are a bitch with no friends who everyone hates.

OMG DID YOU SEE HER IN THE CONCERT??? SHES SUCH A SHOW PONY !!

by Noonelikesmushrooms July 25, 2016