punting the snail

Used as the name of a vague sexual act, most often to cover up the fact that one's claims about his or her sex life are contrived.

"Dude, I totally hooked up with that girl from across town again last night! It was pretty kinky."

"Oh really? What'd you do?"

"What'd I do? Oh, um, dude, I was totally...punting the snail."

by aitchrjay August 5, 2012

Posting yo schloink up in dat bich

Doing a gagiggle fuck without nutting

Posting yo schloink up in dat bich

by Official word Nugget November 20, 2023

pooting on fat stacks

to have a lot of money, and show it off flagrantly.

We went to the club and enjoyed vip treatment. We were sipping expensive drinks, entertaining hoes, and pooting on fat stacks.

by Horace Blumpkin May 13, 2010

Horny posting again i see

When someone consistently (more than once) horny posts throughout the day or week

God I'm so horny*decides to horny posts on discord, Instagram and snapchat*
Their friends: really nigga
God i can't control myself ! ! *Two

hours later horny posts again*
Their friends: horny posting again i see

by Strange_iss April 20, 2020

posting words with serious and actual definitions on urbandictionary

If you do this you're a gigachad

"posting words with serious and actual definitions on urbandictionary"

Person 1: What are you doing?

Person 2: I'm posting words with actual definitions on UrbanDictionary

Person 1: Good to know.

by SkyBeetle July 11, 2022

Stop Posting about among us

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

Hey bro! Have you heard of the new among us update?

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!

by woohoowi March 26, 2021

schizo-posting

The act of putting unfiltered thoughts onto Internet forums, particularly when the author is believed to be schizophrenic.

Schizoposter @ 3:30am: My brain can hear the noise that grass makes ... and then the night weighed down my brainstem and I wandered into the lot alone to hear God ... bloodbrains are petty and stupid.
Setomanda @ 3:32am: real schizo-posting hours

by craig99214 June 30, 2018