Poking the Purple Plum

To finger massage the male Prostate through the anus. Also referred to as Prostate Milking. Performed as a stand alone act or may be accompanied by the performance of fellatio.

While performing oral sex and slobbing on Carl's knob, his girl friend decided to enhance the experience and starting Poking the Purple Plum. Carl squirmed up until the second knuckle passed through his pucker knot thereafter, he enjoyed a good old fashioned milking of his prostate.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2015

pining for the fjords

Used to describe a dead person or animal as a way of convincing somebody that the corpse is not, in fact, dead.

First used by Michael Palin in reference to a dead Norweigan Blue parrot in the famous Monty Python Sketch.

"...And when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk."
"It's probably pining for the fjords."
"Pining for the fjords, what kind of talk is that?"

by Gravyboy June 13, 2004

POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE

Simply said, having sex with a pregnant woman.

Billy Bob and Brad took turns with Angelina poking junior in the eye.

by mj_oblio September 12, 2005

posing for animal crackers

It means you are sitting/standing around being fucking useless while everyone around you is doing something.

Hey, (insert coworker name here). Are you posing for animal crackers or do you think you might pick up the phone when it rings?

by Lady NY February 4, 2017

poking the pooch

the act of doing nothing when you're supposed to be doing something, like WORK

hey man, stop poking the pooch and help me out, you're getting paid to work, not to watch me work

by Joseph Muscarella February 27, 2009

poringland

A small village near Norwich. Very close to Framingham Earl and Upper Stoke, so much so that they form a large village together.

Commonly called 'Pozza' by the uneducated chav population in the area, the type who mingle with no purpose in bus shelters and other pointless areas.

I hear he lives in Poringland.

Ey Up ViCkY wHats Up iN pOzZa InNiT

by anonamous99p June 11, 2006

Urban Pooing

The Art of public pooing. Urban pooing takes its humble beginnings from people taking urban poos after facing prolonged deprivation of public restrooms, most often while walking during a long night of drinking. When one has been depraved of a restroom for too great a time, they may decide to take their pooing to the next level.

Urban Pooing has several tenets to follow that will determine the beauty of an urban poo.

Tenets of Urban pooing

Lay it public- The more people who must bear witness to the urban poo, the better

Lay it well- Be creative, shock and awe the public with the clever placements of your poo

Lay it fast- Speed is key, to Lay quickly takes much more talent than some may think, in an urban setting, Laying the urban poo fast and efficiently is a key skill in the sport

Lay it large- Fat shits are always more impresive

Lay in the heavens- Lay your urban poos high in the heavens

Lay like a shadow- Never get caught, being caught in the act of urban pooing is the greatest shame one can receive

guy 1- " Dude! me and my friend went urban pooing the other day"

guy 2- "what's urban pooing?"

guy 1- "it's like where you take shits in weird places and then tell people about it later for a good laugh"

Good examples of:
-Lay it well- On the inside of

-Lay in the heavens- Off buildings, bridges, etc, the higher the more heavenly.

-Lay it large- pretty self explanatory

by Chazz New Orleans March 7, 2011