pompous fuck

a deluded cunt, with a false sense of self-worth and self-importance.

John: "Martin, careful because you may slip. The pavement is wet"
Martin: "What? Do you think I don't know that? Were you expecting me to be surprised? Do you not know who I am?"
John: "What a pompous fuck"

by Orbit079 October 3, 2013

pompous

When you sound like an asshole.

Do you even know how pompous you are?

by Ereck Flowers August 23, 2017

PooPussy

When a gurl has poop particles in her vagina, often only discovered after you pull out your dick and see the poop on it. usually results in an immediate limp dick.

This often is caused by women who wipe backwards, from back to front, dragging the poop from their ass into their vagina, hence PooPussy.

Dabbs: How was that fuck last night?

Big Daddy: Fuck man it was good at first till i pulled my dick out to switch positions and saw that my dick was covered in brown spots.

Dabbs: EWWWWW dog, home gurl got that poopussy

by bosshoss23 November 27, 2011

pimpeli pompuli

slang for suck my penis in finish

Mikko likes to pimpeli pompuli

by meekispoika July 11, 2021

pompous

1. one whom of which is full of pomp.

2. a self absorbed person.

3. an elitist pig, usually found inflating her/his ego to the point of nausea.

4. a self proclaimed stately person, commonly found talking down to others whom of which are typically in a higher intelligence quotient bracket.

Gads, did you hear Eric at our last gathering? He so pompous, I'm willing to bet that he's a legend in his own shower.

by No One May 16, 2004

Poopusher

One who pushes poo, by using his penis inside an anal passage. Also know as a poofter.

I think Paul is a poopusher. I saw him looking at poopusher.com today

by fuglyman November 3, 2008

pompastadueche

n. compound fragmentation
1. -A fantastically pompous deuchebag
2. Pompous+fantastic+a (for effect)+deuchebag
3.(i.e. Peter)

"Look at that kid Peter..."

"What a pompastadueche...who does he think he is?"

"Agreed!"

by laughingthewholetime August 26, 2008