One who claims to be "into" politics because they're seen a few documentary movies. Existing on either side of the political compass and usually found on on-line forums.
by SelfControl November 13, 2004
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Liam: He looked so stupid!
Harry: He was totally Poptarded
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Harry: He was totally Poptarded
by youknowitstrue-seb March 4, 2015
Get the Poptarded mug.A Politard is any sort of rock or movie star who is passionate about a cause, but has no idea what the fuck they are talking about. They once watched something about it on entertainment tonight. Where they get all their world news.
by cstew December 28, 2005
Get the Politard mug.A Psychopathic wife who's goal in life is to play nice and convince the spouse into marriage. Once this task has been accomplished she will then turn into a satan-sort of a human-being and forcefully remove your sexual organs and hands. she will then harvest these organs and only give them use during self pleasure in the form of masturbation. Once you can stand no more she will lock you and all your children in the frigid basement and torment you unitl you can stand no more. Finally she will take a nazi dagger and make an incision across your trachea causing extreme blood loss leading to death, which only brings furthe peasure to her. Once the spouse is deceased she will perform sexual experiments on the children such as attaching squirrel testicles and removing the human ones. once all her fun and games have been performed and she is satisfied with her demoness, she will then break a valve filled with fatal carbon monoxide gas, and watch the kids through a video camera as they suffer for their last breathe.
by Jeffrey the shit Dahmer December 28, 2009
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Get the mr pollard mug.A human pop-tart. Dull, tasteless and full of shit. Frequently used to describe twats like that cunt Darius from Fame Academy.
Shut it BGiE, ya poptard!
by jiro August 14, 2003
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Bro 1: Shiii, a ginger sunbathing in coconut oil. He’s going to get a nasty burn.
Bro 2: Nah man, look at his bandana. He’s obviously a polardegos. He’ll be fine.
Bro 2: Nah man, look at his bandana. He’s obviously a polardegos. He’ll be fine.
by skogsgris September 6, 2014
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