Polly Skelton

A girl that barely uttereth a word, frigid sexually, generally devoid of half decent conversation. (Polly Skelton is a real person, i'm just using this word now to describe frigid girls) >_<

"Its like pulling teeth talking to that wee tart, shes a Polly Skelton."

"That was a fuckin' disaster, that bird i met was an awkward fucker, shes a Polly"


'Percy': "So... what sort of things are you into, Polly?"

Polly: "ummmm....Music."

'Percy': "Oh right, any favourite bands?"

Polly: "ummm...Enter Shikari...Aphex twin."

'Percy': Niceone....

by The King of NooNarnia October 16, 2008

Poll Smoker

a person that gives oral pleasure to a
male.

"ha ha.. That girl is a Poll Smoker!"

by ShoVel July 24, 2003

Polo Swaggin

To be decked out in Polo/Ralph Lauren clothes from head to toe. For a gangster to put away his street clothes and take the dress code of one from an Ivey League School.

Mane, did you see Jonah?! He was all Polo Swaggin when he was at the mall with all those Betties.

by Quickbuzz May 20, 2011

polo squad

Illest kids around. All know how to party and look fresh as hell.

Polo squad live it up, Clap Clap Button Up

by t3knology October 19, 2006

polo shirt

The metrosexuals favourite article of clothing. Normally has a popped collar, is pink and has a crocodile on the chest.

Have you seen Bob' s new polo shirt ? Looks like someone is going metro !

by shitbot August 7, 2006

Polly Sit

the derivative of Amy Sit

Sit*d(Amy)/dx = Polly Sit

by po11y November 28, 2022

water polo suit

A Speedo so inconceivably minuscule as to ensure that the only thing holding this suit up is your penis. Visible ass crack is required when wearing a properly fitted water polo suit. No crack- no friends. No joke, if you are not presenting at least the first inch of your ass crack to the boisterous crowd of mothers and high-stung fathers, you WILL be ostracized by your team mates.

Bro, you're water polo suit is too big. Where is your ass crack?

by RiceKrispies November 16, 2013