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palinate 

Using a flurry of words used to answer a question without really answering the question a la Sarah Palin; similar to verbal diarrhea or word vomit (as used in Mean Girls). Often times involves restating the question within the answer or answering a question with a question.
1) GIBSON: Have you ever met a foreign head of state?

PALIN: I have not. And I think if you go back in history and if you ask that question of many vice presidents, they may have the same answer that I just gave you. But Charlie, again, we got to remember what the desire is in this nation, at this time. It is for no more politics as usual. And somebody’s big, fat resume maybe that shows decades and decades in that Washington establishment, where, yeah, they’ve had opportunity to meet heads of state.

VIEWER: She totally palinated that question.

2)I asked him straight up if he was cheating on me and he responded by saying "girl, you know i love you and you are my baby momma!" and I was like "whatevs, don't even try to palinate."
palinate by Mascaraboo January 13, 2009
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Cross-pollinated 

The act of being stoned.. and drunk.. at the same time “cross-polled” for short
Klim: Hey! How was last night?
Kathleen: Oh man! We were suckin down beers and smoking so much kush! We were so cross-pollinated! I was so cross-polled I agreed to peg my husband.

Cross Polinating

Using the same finger to pick the second nostril of one's nose immediately after picking the first.
The dude next to me at the traffic light was doing some serious cross polinating this morning.
Cross Polinating by Harrrry March 10, 2009

paulinated 

When a chick finds out shes knocked up by Paul.
Man, girl... He paulinated me!
paulinated by hellCatmel November 19, 2010

Palinate 

1) To answer a specific question with an answer to a completely different and unasked question.

2) To babble incoherently in response to a question that you have no answer to.
1) To Palinate:
Q: What are we having for dinner tonight?
A: We're eating at 7:00 PM

2) To be Palinated:
"Well, let's see. There's -- of course -- in the great history of America rulings there have been rulings." --Sarah Palin, unable to name a Supreme Court decision other than Roe vs. Wade, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008
Palinate by Sasq January 17, 2009

Palinate 

(PAY-lin-ate) To give a bullshit answer that has nothing to do with the question that was asked.
That guy was sounding hot until I asked him what he did for a living. He totally palinated. Another unemployed loser, so he ain't touchin' this.
Palinate by jwwf January 18, 2009

pollinas 

Term referring to the size of a man's nipples that can be described as 'circus freak'.
It took my buddy a long time to grow nipple pubes thick enough to keep his pollinas warm.
pollinas by Vera Vag March 19, 2004