Polished Turd

A girl you take out on a date who is normally very ugly, but when she dresses up and wears make-up she looks OK at best.

I went on a movie date with a polished turd last Friday.

by Butler Butt Clogger October 18, 2011

polished

To have a female suck your penis extremely well. Usually initiated by the male saying the words "suck it"

Did you hear? Jeff Galatley got his dick polished by William Web on the weekend.

by tstraz November 13, 2007

Polished Stick

A discrete way of saying Dildo, often used with your friends around your parents.

Monica: Did you buy that 12" Dildo?
Eaven: Yes, I'm definitely gonna use it tonight.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Eaven: Just the Polished Stick I bought today.

by Monica's Spaghetti October 25, 2015

Among the other polished

To describe when you are mingling cool with someone
The other people are boujie, or “polished”
Mingling with posh folk

Among the polished only, ATPO among the other polished

by Lil goretext_legend February 17, 2021

Polished Sausage

Hiring a hooker to intwine ur raging boner within her nappy black hair until i resieves coat of hairspray that gives it a shiny glossy look

u know those polished sausages at costco ya that

by vendetta25 January 7, 2012

polished headlight

The tip of the penis has been sanded down and subsequently polished (as one would detail a car).

Dan's polished headlight was too shiny for the ladies to resist.

by potatoiam September 27, 2013

Polished Shit

A term used to describe something (usually an object) in good condition, but overall being a piece of shit.

Hey, theres a free TV over on the sidewalk!

No thanks.

It looks functional and relatively new!

That TV is basically polished shit. It looks good, but its still shit.

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 22, 2016