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Polar Benguin 

A hyrbid cross between a penguin and a polar bear. It has the head of a polar bear, body of a penguin and the attitude of a polar benguin. It is a generally friendly creature, but in circumstances of extreme hunger it may attempt to eat its own flipper in a perverse demonstration of its inherent identity crisis. The polar benguin resides wherever your imagination dictates.
On our arctic journey we found that the polar benguins were going extinct. Save the polar benguins!
Polar Benguin by Patrick Hernandez September 3, 2009

Polar Gook

A derogatory slang coined in South Park reffering to eskimos.
Eskimos are good for nothin'. I paid one to give me a blow job once, all she did was rub her nose against my penis for 45 seconds and asked me to pay her. God damn polar gooks
Polar Gook by Chonyx June 12, 2011

polar opposites 

The complete opposite to one another.
- such as the polar points (North and South) are directly opposite each other on the earth's surface and do not meet or overlap at all.
- in chemistry, there is "polarity', which has to do with atomic structure. Water and oil do not mix because water is polar and oil is non-polar.
"The two men were twin brothers, but they were polar opposites."
The greatest drink known to man, available at Circle K. It is the official drink of Jungle Bunny. Basically a 32 oz. drink of your choice in a styrofoam cup, it claims to keep your drink cold longer. However, this is a lie. But it does cost only $0.59 ($0.64 after tax). For best Polar Pop results, mix different beverages. The best known Polar Pop:

-A good amount of Go Ape! energy drink
-Some Mountain Dew and Mountain Dew Code Red
-A good amount of lemonade
-A little bit of Slice
-A very, very small amount of unsweetend iced tea
-If desired, a small amount of slushee can be added as well. This not only tastes good, it keeps the drink cold without requiring ice.
"Dude, let's grab some fuckin' Polar Pops!"
"Polar Pop run!"
Polar Pop by FHD September 12, 2005

polar rotation

When heavy breasted women get fucked doggy-style in the northern hemisphere,their hanging boobs swing in a clockwise circular motion.Conversely,boobs in the southern hemisphere scribe a counterclockwise path.
I had the ole lady's tits in full polar rotation last night.
polar rotation by wolfbait51 May 18, 2011

Polar Bear Jerk Circ 

Imagine your in the snow with your guys in a jerk circ and you all cum and it freezes mid air
Yo dude it’s so cold we could do a polar bear jerk circ