to have the painters in

to be cycling menstrually

HER: hey, wheres krysten?
HIM: oh, shes in the bathroom. she has the painters in
HER: that sucks

by granny-o July 3, 2003

sneaky pinters

someone who finds an excuse for a midweek pint, or anyone who enjoys being drunk at inappropriate moments. They will condemn people who fail to finish a drink when called upon, particularly when a coin has been dropped into it.

"surely they aren't shitfaced at a funeral?" "they must be sneaky pinters"

"it's been a long day at work today, fancy joining the sneaky pinters?" "no. It's Tuesday."

"fuck it, sneaky pint?"

by pissartist October 19, 2019

laser pointer

A fun thing that you flash in peoples eyes causing blindness

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

Painters Radio

Cumming on a girls face while she is asleep

Im gonna leaver her face like a painters radio!

by Crennaldo July 17, 2009

got the painters in

a polite way of saying you have your period.

by fert April 24, 2003

Pointer of the Obvious

One whose sole job is to point out what should be obvious to people, but isn't. Sometimes considered a smart ass and yet is somehow almost always right.

The Pointer of the Obvious responded to my Urban Dictionary and made me look like an ass - what a jerk.

by Pointer of the Obvious August 24, 2008

Laser Pointer

1) n. A device that amplifies photons to create a dot that can be seen on the other side of the room.

2) A device that can give you a fucking hilarious time if you have a dog or cat.

I had so much fun watching Bowser chase the dot from the laser pointer.

by The guy from the place March 8, 2008