e-pology

An expression of sorrow or admission of guilt achieved via e-mail to limit confrontation, exchange, refutation, or further discussion.

Lily: You'll never believe what Elliott did to me the other day- he totally stood me up!
Pearl: Oh yeah? Did he at least have the courtesy to send you an e-pology?
Lily: Yeah, he said he was sorry he didn't meet me under the clock at eight. Apparently something really important happened.
Pearl: Yeah, right..I'm sure it did..

by Truro Rose October 12, 2008

Poolog

A turd shaped brown Russian pastry covered in slivered almonds - somewhat camouflaging its very poo-like appearance.

I'd like a coffee and poolog, please.

by bananas brown June 3, 2005

Podogs

Slang for police

The podogs are keepin' us down!

by Batgirlx September 25, 2008

poolog

To urinate in a person's backpack and then close it.

Wow, I totally just poologged that slampig's backpack.

by NBK May 13, 2005

pologamy

When one man has many wives, and has many children. Often associated with the relgion where they do not practice common biblical beliefs.

The Osmonds are the MOST popular pologamist family.

"That guy has like 10 wives, he practices pologamy" said Gina.

by <3zah December 3, 2007

poolog

To urinate in a backpack and, when done, close the zipper...while yelling racial insults.

Wow, I totally just poologged that girl's backpack.

by NBK March 5, 2005

Podography

Porn on your iPod. Portable and easy to hide.

I sneak out of church sermons to watch my podography in the stalls.

by JBU III January 11, 2008