pooey bum hole

a situation when an evacuation of gas from the bottom releases small but significantly muddy quantity of poo

'oh dear ive just guffed i now have a pooey bum hole ' exclaimed mary.

by bumholio October 8, 2005

pooey needle

a needle that is covered in shit which you inject up your ass before masturbating.

chloe had seen a beautiful picture of jack brice and needed a pooey needle.

by Pooey Me July 23, 2012

pooey bottom

Something you get after visiting India

Often the aftermath of a Friday night at the pub.

Severe diarrhoea.

"Oh shit lasts night curry has given me a pooey bottom."

"I am so scared of tge current situation i appear too of received a delightful pooey bottom."

by Happy Squirrel 24 April 20, 2018

Pooey

Someone or something that doesn't like to have a go at something in life.

Oh come on mate! Have a crack for once, don't be pooey!

by DollarBart June 8, 2023

pooey cooch

A vagina that has become victim to "reverse wiping" after a female deposits her poop in a porcelain waste receptacle.

Instead of wiping front to back, the anus is wiped towards the vagina, causing a foul odour and taste near the vaginal opening.

Mother: What way do we always wipe after a poop?

Daughter: Front to back!

Mother: That's right! We don't want a pooey cooch now do we?

by pooch763 September 25, 2009

pooeyness

The act of being pooey, can be used to describe how much someone sucks by saying how pooey they are, or how much pooeyness they have.

"that girl is so pooey, omg, her pooeyness level is like 10

by Chloe1265 May 24, 2005

pooey

To be full of poo and feeling like you really have to go #2.

Megan had to leave yoga early because she was feeling pooey.

by Nyx The Cat May 29, 2008