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plurpin

1. the act of thinking/acting like someone you're not
guy 1: whats up with guy 2? he's acting like a total jackass
guy 3: he's just plurpin
guy 1: he's such a poser...
by mcfatj November 24, 2007
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purping

when you fuck a bird in the asshole.
many people "purp" to relieve stress and symptoms of severe pregnancy.
when you "purp" you also use naval oranges to balance the birds weight inside of your vagina, or penial areas, if you're into that crazy shit.
if you're "strickly dickly" you must use a bird whom has a penis and use their penis as their asshole, for it to be proper "purping".
many people use "purping" , however, if they fuck the bird, and someone see's them, that person will probably call the humane society.

please look up the definition for "sea-gulling" to properly execute true "purping" statistics.
Ralf: Are you.. into purping?

Carl: Of course father, im in to anything with nipples

Ralf: You do know, birds don't have nipples.

Carl: Yes, but my nipples look like milk duds

Ralf: Awkward. Suck me good.
by kirstenandbrooke January 1, 2012
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plumping

where one likes BBW/hefty wimminz
Lets go plumping tonight.
by Scooby05 April 5, 2006
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plumping

When a large amount of men come together to play a game. The game rules are simple, each man takes a turn in seeing how many dicks can fit in his ass hole at the same time. The winner of the game is whoever can fit the most in there. The winner receives a blumpkin pie from all the men.
Oi dere diched, lets do soem plumping!
by MaNiggaJesus August 21, 2018
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Plarping

My friend always says: "_____ is plarping me right now." which means "_____ is upsetting me right now." but to me, it sounds like he is trying to say "_____ is fucking me right now" or weirdly bleep out the word fucking
"Ugh. ______ is plarping me right now!"
by BakugoBestHeroFiteMe November 22, 2019
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purping

purping is burping with puke that comes up to the top of your throat, possible even your mouth.
Emily got so drunk with beer last night, she started purping all over my bed.
by joe.mamaz.boi October 3, 2021
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Plumping

The act of gluing objects to your arse or other common anatomic parts.

People who do this are also commonly referred to as plumpers
Janet, stop plumping your lips and get back to school!
by KittyKatty905 May 15, 2022
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