plumber

Someone who agrees to take a substantial amount of cash in exchange for fitting a bathroom suite/gas boiler/central heating system and then doesnt bother his fat ginger arse to come back and complete the job.

see also gas fitter and fat lazy cunts

That plumber bloke is a fat lazy cunt.

by v13 November 7, 2006

plumber

A gentleman in the business of installing sinks, tubs, and commodes, who wears trousers two sizes too large so the upper portions of his keister are continually on display.

Jake the plumber spent the morning under our kitchen sink, entertaining Madge with a half moon.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Plumbered

One who has been shown a plumber's crack.

Dude, you've just been plumbered!

by rubirodd September 28, 2009

but plumber

Someone who performs anal irrigation on someone or something

Hey big Joads can you inspect my pipe work? Been eating lots of just da gravy rolls and I heard your a but plumber by trade

by Whitecunt September 11, 2016

the Plumber

sticking a womans head in the toilet while fucking her in the ass

Blaize: Did you bang her?

Cheetoh: Yeah i gave her the plumber

by DA Cheetoh February 25, 2009

plumber

when someone is constipated then you relieve them of it by having anal, which could result in shit all over you.

She was horny.. wanted anal, but didn't tell me she was constipated. I was the plumber that night.

by Brownsound September 10, 2004

The plumber

When engaging in sexual inter course, you take laxatives and shit in a funnel, with the funnel inside their anus. After the funnel is empty, you thrust your genetalia into their anus. This is called the plumber.

Nice the plumber.

by itchygirl123 March 27, 2019