Plutoid

Adjective used to describes someone of small stature or intellect. Usually used to insult someone who is small/short or is just fucking stupid. (Derived from the astronomical term Plutoid, another name for a dwarf planet).

Sam: Bro, is Haydn like 5'3"?

Alex: Dude's a plutoid

Or

Alex: Did you hear how Haydn failed the English Essay?

Sam: What a fucking plutoid.

by Reth Sogan April 11, 2023

the pluto jenkins

the pluto jenkins is an otherworldy phenomenon that only happens once every 200 years. it only happens to a select few individuals. individuals that catche the pluto jenkins often feel as if they have new found super-powers such as: ability to fly, x-ray vision, the ability to rap very fast, and speak alien.

homie 1: "dude, i think i caught the pluto jenkins"
homie 2: "dude, no way"
homie 1: "yeah dude, i think i can fly now."
homie 2: "yeah you should try"

by dolla10gs2 November 22, 2007

plmkoijnbhuygvcftrdxzsewaq

1: One Of the ultimate sighns of bordem at school and so you type it up on Google etc.Cause they have blocked everything fun, And your actually thinking of playing one of those retarded Educational games they put on there. 1 of the 4 sighns of computer bordem.

2: complete bordem.

1: I typed this up on google cause Im so Fuc**** bored.

2: I'm so plmkoijnbhuygvcftrdxzsewaq

by STR8 4 u June 7, 2009

pluto

Verb. to pluto someone or something is to downgrade, demote or remove altogether from a prestigious group or list, Like what was done to the planet of the same name.

he was plutoed like an old pair of shoes.

by Yoova August 24, 2006

El Puko

A legendary, semi-mystical heroic trivia sage who lives in a Buick Invicta with his best friend, Pepe the Love Goat.

Popular with the nubiles and the ASPCA alike.

Man, you really pulled an el puko on that question, here's a drink. Don't puke, though.

by A. Trebec May 14, 2007

GOP-God's Own Plutocrats

Originally, this name referred to the Republican Party's nickname of the Grand Old Party. However, in light of the Republican's love for God and billionaires, it should be God's Own Plutocrats. All of their policies seem to favor the extremely rich, religious and white.

The Republican Party is no longer the Grand Old Party of Lincoln, but rather is the GOP-God's Own Plutocrats

by MVCatdaddy May 8, 2018

Plutonium Blast Rifle

Slang for any type of bong with a very large capacity for smoke.

Captain: load the plutonium blast rifle!
Ensign: AYE SIR!
Captain: Ignite Plutonium blast rifle!
Captain: :::::BUBBLING:::::
Captain: :::::violent Coughing:::::
seconds later.....
Ensign: sir do you need to report to sick bay?
Captain: shutup chris!

by Neb sicnarf January 16, 2008