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plumonium

One of Earth's rarest metals, found only in the mind of a Greg, while playing Simpsons Clue. It is an element easier to mine when exhausted due to lack of sleep.
Greg said during a game of Simpsons Clue "I think that it is Homer Simpson in the Frying Dutchman with the plumonium rod.
by Btram February 4, 2023
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Platnium Star gay

A gay who not only has never had sex with a girl (gold star gay) but has never even touched a vagina even at birth. So they were born through ceasarean section
Did you know that Mike is gold star gay? No, he is a platnium star gay because he was born by c-section.
by Wanna be platnium September 14, 2009
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Pogtonium

pogtonium is a chemical reaction due to high level of the poggerness

. the pogtonium is created and discovered by rossboomsock
oh he's poggin' i can sense the pogtonium
by iMOKA July 7, 2020
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plutonium

The spiciest herb in the world, used by most Asian and Arab resteraunts to add flavor to their foods.

In 1958, however, the United States banned the use of plutonium in food, resulting in many plutonium spice companies either going bankrupt or moving out of the country.
Johnny: Dude! I just got some plutonium!

Dan: Are you shitting me!?

Johnny: I shit you not! I'm gonna make some General Taos Chicken with it!

Dan: That shit's gonna be awesomely spicy!
by The Keasbey Knight April 26, 2008
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plutoniumware

A piece of software that is supposed to "tweak" you computer but instead will make it most likely unusable; especially known in the computer graphics world.
Ever since we've installed our IHV's so called "game optimiser" our computers in the lab are acting ****** up ; even upon a clean install. We're absolutely bored with all this plutoniumware we've been dealing with in the driver department.
by Mechante_souris February 3, 2014
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plutonium poop

A plutonium poop, is a poop commonly defined by its extraordinarily high levels radioactivity. This is due largely in part to the high concentrations of raw plutonium and Cobalt-60. The origins of plutonium poops are completely unknown, but are becoming increasingly common in public restrooms.
"dude, I think someone dropped a plutonium poop in the mens room. the smell gave me ball cancer"
by chillbillwill June 17, 2016
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Plot Polonium

The opposite of plot armor: a predictable guarantee that a character will die for plot purposes.

Refers to the 2006 assassination of Russian defector Alexander Litvinenko in London using polonium, a dangerous and radioactive element.
Andrew: That dude is making out with the main character’s love interest!
Bill: He has plot polonium. He’ll die by two episodes. I’m calling it.
by Shepherd Guy April 26, 2020
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