Also known by the acronym POF, Plenty of Fish is a online dating service that is free of charge and should also be avoided like the plague. To those poor single people who end up creating such said online profile by the peer pressures of living in a couple's society , they may start to think there really is an entire sea on their lap to explore, with bountiful opportunities to meet many fine men and women. But the grim reality is that instead of finding friendships and the true love of his/her life, here you are bound to find Plenty of:
Freaks
Land Whales
Defiant Single Moms
Gold Diggers
Scam Artists
Trannys
Felons
Wanna-be Country Folk
Sluts (with sky high standards)
Cougars
Moochers
Pretenders
Abs
Mirror Selfies
Drug Addicts
Perverts
Man Haters
Mind Players
ETC, ETC.....
So unless you want to go down shit creek without a paddle, DO NOT give into your couple friend's suggestions to join Plenty of Fish. Not only will it save you of your sanity, but it may also save your life as well.
Freaks
Land Whales
Defiant Single Moms
Gold Diggers
Scam Artists
Trannys
Felons
Wanna-be Country Folk
Sluts (with sky high standards)
Cougars
Moochers
Pretenders
Abs
Mirror Selfies
Drug Addicts
Perverts
Man Haters
Mind Players
ETC, ETC.....
So unless you want to go down shit creek without a paddle, DO NOT give into your couple friend's suggestions to join Plenty of Fish. Not only will it save you of your sanity, but it may also save your life as well.
Guy Friend: "So have you been seeing anybody recently?"
You: "Um, no. Not really."
Guy's Girlfriend: "We're a little concerned for you, being alone all the time. You are such a great catch, you could join Plenty of Fishto find yourself a lucky lady :)"
You: "Seriously?!? "
Guy Friend : "Why not?"
You: "Thanks, but no thanks. Asides from all the catfish and predators, that website is full of amphibians and the last thing anybody wants to date is a toad with polliwogs!!!"
You: "Um, no. Not really."
Guy's Girlfriend: "We're a little concerned for you, being alone all the time. You are such a great catch, you could join Plenty of Fishto find yourself a lucky lady :)"
You: "Seriously?!? "
Guy Friend : "Why not?"
You: "Thanks, but no thanks. Asides from all the catfish and predators, that website is full of amphibians and the last thing anybody wants to date is a toad with polliwogs!!!"
by Keepin' It Reel October 03, 2015
When you go for a poo, but you only need to wipe once.
named after the advert by 'plenty' kitchen towel, as the catchphrase is: 'One sheet does plenty'.
named after the advert by 'plenty' kitchen towel, as the catchphrase is: 'One sheet does plenty'.
Guy 1: Maaaan, it only took me like 1 minute to do that turd, only had to wipe once!
Guy 2. Mate, must of been A 'Plenty' Poo.
Guy 2. Mate, must of been A 'Plenty' Poo.
by 65IOU4 November 19, 2011
When you find someone to be very attractive, but they didn’t think you’d find them attractive, this is the term for that.
Guy: “I just didn’t think you’d find me that attractive.”
Girl: “I find you plenty attractive wdym?”
Girl: “I find you plenty attractive wdym?”
by Secret-115 October 24, 2020
An old Homestar Runner cartoon in which Strong Bad attempts to foil Homestar's plans to make parsnip soup. Strong Bad challenges Homestar to a duel. After the missing scene, Homestar is the victor. Then Homestar does a dance. At the end, Homestar tries the soup, spits it out at Fat Dudley, and refuses to give any to Sicklipan.
Homestar: Let's make soup.
Marzipan: What Type?
Fat Dudley: babababa-baba-baba-baba
Homestar: Parsnips soup it is.
Marzipan: Let's make soup.
Strong Bad: Parsnip soup eh? We'll make parsnip pie!
Strong Man: RRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRR.
...
Marzipan: What Type?
Fat Dudley: babababa-baba-baba-baba
Homestar: Parsnips soup it is.
Marzipan: Let's make soup.
Strong Bad: Parsnip soup eh? We'll make parsnip pie!
Strong Man: RRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRR.
...
by Anonymous June 05, 2003
An exclamation uttered by a beaver upon discovering the bounty of precious and essential woody debris so necessary for constructing dams and lodges.
by Michael Ely January 27, 2004
A space time continuum where fat and sad girls alike congregate to find mates, sex, and targets for mental abuse and extreme friends zoning is also a spot where deceiving girls take side profile pictures in a filthy mirror to throw you off and fool yous into thinking that grease spot in the mirror is extra tit do not make this mistake
Hey dude I been using plenty of fish!
Dude bro, John. Its plenty of whales. Every girl I met had "trust issues"
Dude bro, John. Its plenty of whales. Every girl I met had "trust issues"
by tommybatts February 18, 2015
When it’s been more than 1 month you haven’t had sex, you make it up with a gal and she asks you to go to hers, you should use this expression
“So, is it going to be playing at home or away?”
“I doesn’t really matter, I’ve got plenty in the tank”
“I doesn’t really matter, I’ve got plenty in the tank”
by Gepet January 03, 2018