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Platinum Pilferer

People who seek out partners for the purpose of using them for the emotional and mental labor.
Chad worrying about being hit on by a gold digger is ironic when he's just a platinum pilferer.
by HealthyHumaning March 8, 2023
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Platinum Puller

This involves Jerkmate Ranked, it is Rank 5. Only the person who goons and has the most strokes per second is allowed up here.
Damn, that dude is a platinum puller, he must be so good at gooning.
by x2 AssBandit February 27, 2025
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Platinum Parachute

1. A souped up version of a golden parachute; a significant monetary payout by one's employer.

2: What a golden parachute want's to be when they grow up.
Hey, did you hear what happened to Matt? He threatened to sue and was awarded 8 figures in damages. What a platinum parachute that is!
by Reverend_Dude July 4, 2025
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Platinum premium

Meaning you got the best of the best qualities in all ways. And it all comes in bulk packages
I got that platinum premium baby in bulk packages
by Lil ButtButt February 17, 2026
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star platinum

Jotaro Kujo: GO! STAR PLATINUM!
Star Platinum: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAAAH!
by M O N A N D O B O Y Z June 19, 2017
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Papered Diamond Platinum

A woman who only has sex with medical papers.
She comes with papers and requires papers.
A pussy that is clean and free of any diseases and has partners show receipts (proof) they are clean before getting down. This is some one who has never been with anyone who has not shown proof with a doctor's approval It's Diamond Platinum pussy. She keeps it tight and right and does not put large objects inside of her (typically childless) and takes birth control and uses condoms. She is not a prude just clean, independent and responsible. A very rare find! Worth the papers if you want it bad enough.
Bro! She got that rare "Papered Diamond Platinum" pussy.
by sofluff April 1, 2019
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