Plastered

An adjective meaning really fuckin drunk and or high

Damn that lady is fuckin plastered

by Dat panda likes jelly July 13, 2021

Plastered

To be intensively intoxicated

That jit is plastered af!

by Travie Patty December 5, 2021

Plastered Mcshitfaced

When someone exceeds one's own toxicity level on st. patty's day, during the "plastered mcshitfaced" stage it's rumored that one sees leprechauns and a pot of gold as well as a speaking with an Irish brogue.

I was so plastered mcshitfaced I could have sworn I saw two leprechauns doing anal on a pot of gold.

by Brandon aka Shamus O'Tool March 11, 2013

plastered painter

a painter who's abilities are unmatched. often paints alone, 'cause no one else is worthy to be around him. sometimes tends to be a racist. loves beer and does his best work when intoxicated.

that guy over there is a plastered painter.

by ppainter November 4, 2011

Plastered drunk

Getting, am or was plastered is the act of drinking so much alcohol at a rate of which the body cannot excrete it quickly causing you to be plastered drunk. It’s basically being drunk from a high volume of alcohol at a fast rate beyond the point of being able to suppress signs of intoxication to the point of it being blatantly obvious that you’re drunk.

Examples of this are laughing hysterically with your friend because you just cut your foot open because you failed to catch the knife he threw then using that injury as an excuse to drink more to numb the pain because you’re plastered drunk. Another example is yelling at your neighbors or taking your clothes because you and you alone think it’s funny to do so in front of other people and even in worst cases twirling those clothing items in the air because your plastered drunk, or driving your car through your neighbors yard then getting out of that car and leaving it running in drive and leaving the door open only to fall over 3 steps later and blackout because you were plastered drunk, you started drinking and you did not stop. If you’re reading this your probably not plastered drunk. If you are trying to monkey fuck a cigarette the wrong way failing time after time then yelling at the cigarette telling that cigarette to “work with me god dammit!” you’re plastered drunk and you haven’t the slightest clue. Examples of things people say when their plastered drunk:- Ello govorner! -How does you’re toilet flush man? -Hey guys I think I left my phone on the roof hold on let me try to call it *pulls phone out of pocket*.

by Yourfavoritefuckbitch January 5, 2021

plastered cunt

When you are that fucked up on more than one drug such as poly drug use, for example after 20 beers and an ounce pot you would be considered to be "plastered cunt"

Hey look at mikey he's had that much mushies and eccy's he's just a plastered cunt now.

by Azza1 January 22, 2015

Plastered dick voyage

There are various definitions for this one, but it mainly means getting high on heroin and going on a long strenuous walk while lifting a 50lb barbell with your boner. This is a common practice in Western Asia, Cuba, and mostly the mid west states of the United States.

When the young man went on his first Plastered dick voyage, it was very enlightening to his mind.

by Shady sam March 22, 2017