plankton

a small creature that bugs the hell outta you when you don't need his/her bullshit at the moment

SpongebobSquarepants
You bitch, you-you plankton-you just stole my formula of how to make fried chicken

by bigblack&hairy235 February 25, 2009

Don’t get worked up again Plankton I just mopped the floors

A line said by Karen in the first Spongebob movie. Great for making fun of people who rage

Guy 1: AGGGHHH SHITTY TITS
Guy 2:Don’t get worked up again Plankton I just mopped the floors

by PPSLAYER611 July 17, 2018

poone plankton

sperm leftover from the most recent sexual encounter.

"smells like you gots some poone plankton"

by anna jackson July 21, 2006

planktoning

similar to fishing but even worse. planktoning is the act of trying to hook up with someone in middle school when you are an upperclassman in high school.

claire told me about how one of her friends wants to go planktoning on her little sister

by ian the d March 17, 2004

pickle plankton

Another word for calling someone a dick, hence the word pickle is another word meaning penis

Friend: That guy is being such a pickle plankton.
Me: What does that mean?
Friend: It's another word meaning dick.

by hithereurbandiconary June 11, 2017

The Plankton

The smallest penis you've ever seen. You literally will need a microscope to see it.

Woman 1: That loser over there has The Plankton.

by KalloFox34 December 6, 2019

Plankton

Word used to describe utterly detestable and braindead peasant underclass. These are the slutty, often chav bitches at parties who you wish to kill slowly. However, despite appearances, there is a reason for their existence. Their sluttish antics (such as false lesbianism) distract the male equivalent of plankon, thus reducing 'competition' for the more discerning male.

Plankton are simultaneously a disease and a cure.

"This place is full of plankton"

"Yeah, lets go"

by Figure Number Five July 12, 2005