ma se poes

A very popular derogatory slang South African term, literally meaning "your mother's vagina". Used across the board to insult someone (more so their mother) or to express anger at and individual, situation or item.
More often than not it is a quick way to provoke someone and a sure way to cause a fight.
Sometimes shortened to just "your ma se...", which is just as effective. Or even expanded as in "jou dubbele ma se poes".....
Also heard often when someone hurts hurts themself, e.g stubbing your toe....."Eina!! Ma se poes!! That hurts!!

Jan: Hey Dirk, your ma se poes!!
Dirk: What did you say about my mother? I'm gonna fuck you up!!!
Spectator: This ma se poes guy wants to fight. I'm sick of these ma se poes nights out!!

by Serpent Tongue August 31, 2006

Proest

the best of the pros

boy 1: Haylie is the proest at fortnite!!
boy2: oh my zappers, you’re right!

by ari_hatsumi March 3, 2020

Poeshousenice

When something is insanely cool. It is used to describe something that is indescribable. Better than awesome, it's poeshousenice.

Person 1: Hey that is a really cool phone.
Person 2: I know right! It's poeshousenice!

by poeshousenice March 2, 2015

poessay

an essay in the form of a short or long poem

Hey, are you writing a poessay now?

by Charica Roche June 19, 2008

Poes klap

A Poes klap is when you slap somebody so hard you give them a concussion.
From Afrikaans

Also know as a P.K

“I’m gonna Poes klap you if you don’t stop your shit.”

by Mgrooder15 November 16, 2018

Poes dom

Term used in South Africa to objectify people who are more stupid than they already seem but on another level where no human would ever do something as dumb as that

"Gabriel is poes dom"
"Chetty is poes dom with a short temper that's a bad combo"

by Uncle Dom June 4, 2020

poesdronk

Adjective - Origin: South African; Term used to denote a state of total inebriation. To be unrecognisably drunk, having consumed copious amounts of any type of alcohol, spirits, battery acid, or any other toxic fluid...

Mike was POESDRONK this weekend, he could hardly talk straight and he pissed through his arsehole!

by Van Kowski January 1, 2008