pizzle fo shizzle

I gotta piss

i gotsa pizzle fo shizzle

by xg December 10, 2003

I have to pizzle fo rizzle

I have to pee for real.

"Where's the bathroom?"
"Why?"
"I have to pizzle fo rizzle."

by Amanda May 4, 2003

K Pizzle

A person with the highest level of swag attainable. They are the coolest of the cool, the baddest of the bad, the Dankest of the Dank and they know it too. Unfortunately, there can be only one K Pizzle and that position has already been filled by the one and only K Pizzle himself.

Guy, "Woah! Did you see that guy? HE IS SOOOO COOL. Who is that?"

Guy 2, "That, my friend, is K Pizzle."

by L Town Swag November 5, 2011

pizzied

In a gun fight real or in a game when you are exchanging fire with one person and you are then shot in the back by another. Similar to monkey in the middle with guns. Also When running after someone and getting shot from behind by another.

"wow i just pizzied Dave"
"F@$K i was hunting down Chris and got pizzied by Dave"

by eLeetSpartan June 23, 2007

pizzed

When you're pissed, and you also live in the ghetto.

Leroy was pizzed when Jahmahl was mackin on his babie's momma.

by decoots May 2, 2016

nizzle pizzle

An alternate form of "nigga please" used by non blacks in situations of high racial tension.

black man: "Yo honkey lips! You gonna join in this gang fight, or what?"

caucasian male: "Nizzle pizzle!"

by Honkey Lips February 4, 2010

pizzle

A penis. This word dates back to medaeval times. Bull's pizzles were sold as a delicacy, or dried and used as walking-sticks, or tanned like leather and used as whips. also a pretty decent punk/skater band currently signed to Magnatune.com.

bull's pizzle is back on the menu, sir.

by Al January 29, 2005