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beer pirate

the more than likely broke individual at any party that snakes whatever beers he can from other peoples stashes and puts them down. Also usually the ultra-shitfaced guy at a party that no one really knows.
"Man. . . I bought a fuckin case half an hour ago, but that beer pirate that came with (enter name) is putting them down everytime we leave the room."
by Holden Meats December 18, 2003
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plop pirate

A male homosexual. Especially one who prays on those underage, and engages in violent acts to obtain his form of gratification.
I'm not having my lad go to THAT nursery school. The newspaper said a plop pirate works there.
by EmeritusProfessorofShite December 14, 2018
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The most beautiful, gorgeous, amazing life saver I love this human being so much and I would literally give anything to meet her.
She is also talented as fuck and will go down in history ask anyone who loves her. And her brother Finneas is talented as well and I think he deserves more credit cuz he has an amazing voice and is just amazing in general.
Person 1: “Hey have you listened to Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell/ Billie Eilish?”
Person 2: “ hell yeah she’s gorgeous!”
by Lersoonsgshajahajajag June 18, 2020
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Lowly pirate

The absolute lowliest scum in Sea of Thieves. They will always blame their crew when a better crew crushes them. Lowly pirates are also unbelievably loud and obnoxious
Hey RiskyRob! New player here, any tips on how can I not be a lowly pirate?
by lowlypirate355 April 24, 2023
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pwater

A portmanteau of 'poo' and 'water', referring to a mixture of the two substances. Pwater can be made up of any ratio of poo and water, from small traces of fecal matter to the substantially more pooey contents of a diarrhea-filled toilet bowl.

Pwater is a source of many illnesses, including pinkeye and Typhoid.
1. "I can't believe you let your dog drink from the toilet bowl. It may have been flushed, but the liquid in there is still pwater"

2. "International development organizations should spend less money on administrative costs and put more effort into reducing the prevalence of pwater in the developing world, where it is responsible for many diseases and deaths."
by Professor Poo January 21, 2010
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Bitter Drunk Pirate

A person who’s nothing but a nuisance and a disgrace to society. They’re bitter, usually shit faced and always want to steal stuff from you whether it’s physical or some sort of energy.
Billy is a bitter drunk pirate, he won’t stop making me miserable.
by Cactus Royalty November 10, 2020
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bed pirate

one who plunders and steals all of the blankets and covers whilst their partner/victim sleeps...leaving them cold.
The sex was fantastic, but he was such a freakin' bed pirate I finally had to move out.
by DiDi November 8, 2004
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