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Plous

The only word that matters. Stemming from a most holy individual and commanding utmost respect, plous is interchangeable with bogue - and, on occasion, croak - and is simultaneously a noun, adjective, and verb. The connotation of plous depends entirely on its context, and the manner in which it is said. Plousing, to plous, to be ploused, I ploused, you ploused, he's a plous, she's a plous, that's a plous, they're a plous, I ploused her, they ploused me, I've been ploused, the weather is plousing, let's get ploused, stop plousing; although not an exhaustive list, each of these uses could indicate an infinitely wide variety of meanings.

The consumption of alcohol is, far and away, the most common catalyst for plous's usage. Utterances of plous scale linearly with beers shotgunned, and die tossed. Upon committing a booze-related error / blacking out, one is said to have taken a one-way trip to the House of Plous, Plousville, or The PlousHouse. More often than not, however, a negatively-connoted evening is simply referred to as "a plous", or that the individual involved "ploused".

The word should be used often and without restraint. Plous remains fodder for Instagram captions, comments, and bios. Conceptually, plous holds a metaphysical bond to Coors Light, Hamilton College, off-brand nicotine devices, 8-by-4 ft. plywood tables, Vyvanse, sun hats, Deep Eddy, pass / fail courses, and AliExpress basketball jerseys. Plous cannot be overused.
Person 1: I've had seventeen beers.
Person 2: Buzzteen. Stop plousing.

Person 1: I ploused last night.
Person 2: Who?

Person 1: I'm a walking plous.
Person 2: Aren't we all.
by bundy behemoth May 12, 2021
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Pius

Pius is a very fun, outgoing, and extremely confident. He is never afraid to say what’s on his mind and is very understanding. He usually has black wavy like hair and soft skin with loving eyes. He has an amazing way with words and often goes to church. He loves his friends and treats others like gold unless proven not to be. He has such a big heart and always tries to do whats best for others and himself. Pius is isnt afraid to speak the truth. He is also quite a ladies man. Girls practically fall at his feet. Many have even told him to his face how “cute” or “adorable” he is. By just hanging out in public with him, you can spot about 18 girls checking him out. Remember, if you have a Pius in your life, you dont want to lose him. Although he is quick to forgive, once he’s done then he’s DONE. You’re so lucky to have a Pius in your life!!
Woahhh that guy over there is so cute!!! I think he’s a Pius!!
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Plous

A term that has many connotations ranging from being a raging idiot, messing up an imperative task, or committing a deadly act of intercourse. Derived from a legendary figure.
A young neophyte proceeded on the walk of shame down to Bundy East after returning from a long session of plous in a freshman dormitory.
by Saucy Schween April 18, 2021
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Poush

The canal in the obese female, from the vulva to the cervix uteri, that receives the penis in copulation. Also known as a vagina on females with less body fat.
Rosie O'Donnell's poush only likes to be touched by women of equal stature.
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Pinus

That's a big pinus
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piyush

A very pious liquid that makes you immortal. it is said that God do have Piyush. A very rare available holy extract.

DESCRIPTION- This is a word of Hindi literature.
God enjoyed PIYUSH to be immortal.
by Piyush Kumar sinha September 3, 2008
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Piyush

Piyush is a very quite, mischievous, kind, loveable, confused yet mature guy. If you have any piyush's in your life then make sure you hold onto them. He has a very optimistic personality. He prirotizes his friends always. Everyone just loves to be around him, as he has a very jolly personality and has a great sense of humour. He sometimes makes some decisions which he himself is not sure about and later regrets after doing it. If you have piyush in your life, you have everything settled. Piyush is not a chat person. He finds it hard to express himself out.
Stop seeing your name's meaning Piyush and date me instead.
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