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chocolate covered peanut butter pinecone

when a dood covers his dick in peanut butter then he screws a girl annally making it a chocolate covered peanut butter pine cone!
dood i totally made her taste my chocolate covered peanut butter pinecone
by fgdsagfkhsadk October 11, 2009
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Shitting a Pinecone

The most painful thing that can possibly happen to someone. This phrased is used as a comparison, if something is really bad or unpleasurable, you compare it to shitting a pinecone.
Jim: Dude I had to stay with my grandma all last week.
Mike: That sucks.
Jim: Yeah I would have rather been shitting a pinecone.

or

Popo: Yeah they did surgery without novacaine, it felt like I was shitting a pinecone.
by Crapspatula June 10, 2005
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dammit pinecone

whenever anything negative happens in life, the pain can be eased by yelling "dammit pinecone!" and putting the blame on this sad excuse of a living organism.
-OUCH I STUBBED MY flippin FOOT!!! DAMMIT PINECONE!!!
by tadertodd December 14, 2010
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pop out a pinecone

you stay her while i go and pop out a pinecone
by havalaf November 5, 2009
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Pinecone Plunge

The act of having a Pinecone inserted in your asshole.
Chad- "Yo dude let's take the Pinecone Plunge! Everyone bend over and relax!"

12 year olds- "The Fortnite squad has spoken, for losing us that match we are going to give you a Pinecone Plunge as punishment!."

Camper Bob- "During my hike last weekend I got tired and wanted to rest. I sat down on the side of the trail and accidentally gave myself a PineCone Plunge. It really hurt!"
by Seeeean August 12, 2018
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Pinecone

A person who is so utterly dull and boring that you could dip him in peanut butter and roll him in nuts and birds would feed off of him
"I can't believe you dated Steve, he was such a pinecone"
by Clydeeee February 14, 2012
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Pinecone Kid

1) A kid with down syndrome whos job is to sell pinecones. He offers quality pinecones that are edible for anything.

2) Someone who sells pinecone and retarded.
Also a member of the pinecone clan
Pinecone Kid: Sir you want to buy a pinecone?

Wall:

Pinecone Kid: Sir are you there? Sir?
by Jet February 25, 2005
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