Pilk

The act of punching something and extracting the liquid that comes out.

"I'm going to pilk the shit out of you."
"I love pilked grape juice, you can taste the anger."

by The pilk goblin September 4, 2021

pilk

poop milk

alot of people think they know about pilk but after a quick twip to the toilert i gotta say i know what pilk really is

by pilklover5354234 May 4, 2022

pilk

To cancel at the last minute.

I can't believe Dave pilked like that. We were really counting on him.

by Hockey Dad August 10, 2017

Pilk

The sexual action of putting one's penis between their mate's tits

it is though as a combination of ''pee'' and ''milk''

''honestly this sounds like a word that a child would make, I mean, pilk? Seriously?''

by A hypocrite October 14, 2018

Pilk

The present tense of pilked

Last week I said I wanted to pilk. And you know what... I did it! Yesterday, I pilked!

by timbuk3 February 6, 2019

Pilk

A dirty, smelly, obnoxious person who thinks he/she can intimidate any person or thing.

There are too many white trash pilks in this town always trying to start trouble

by Heathism July 27, 2021

Pilk

A Lovecraftian combination of Pepsi and Milk. A drink consumed only by the most mentally insane or mentally ascended individuals in existence.

Mate 1: "Mate I am full of pilk."
Mate 2: "Pilk? What's that?"
Mate 1: "The most delicious thing ever."

by JustAMulkshake November 16, 2021