Pilched

The act of getting screwed over

Mike begged me to go to the bar then got really drunk and left me.. Boy i got pilched

by D shift August 29, 2010

pilchard

A word invented by Sarah Collins, when she grew tired of calling idiotic people 'Pillocks' and realised that Pilchard had the same effect.

Jamin you are such a Pilchard!!

by Julie Andrews February 20, 2005

Pilcher

Ugly ass fudge packer that gets butt fucked by apes he keeps in his basement.

Man he got Pilchered

by Nashed potatoes March 13, 2017

Nepalese Pilchard Shite

The horrific and most problematic shit from the subcontinent that there is, usually it causes any unfortunate victims to get traumatic brain trauma and subsequently go into a coma. Can usually be found in corner shops from men called Durgesh.

"Hello Ankeet, I have just done the fiddly diddly Nepalese Pilchard Shite"
"Oololololol, I think I am doing the get the brain trauma Durgesh, you stinky boi boi"

by StinkyBoy556 March 20, 2019

Pilcheerfuls

Da lesser-known shipload of 17th-century voyagers to da New World who had more light-hearted dispositions than their "grim" counterparts, and so a greater number of them survived da harsh New England weather, plus they had a more harmonious relationship with da local Natives.

Maybe if da original seekers of religious freedom in America had lightened up a bit, they might have fared better, the way the Pilcheerfuls did.

by QuacksO April 2, 2022

Pilfered

To engage in the unholy act of Buggery (a crime against God) Through the combustion and intentional inhalation of class B substances.

"I am well and truly pilfered right now boys, Let's roll another."
"Fucking hell I was at China bridge last night absolutely pilfered."

by MrMoonEatsPhoon January 8, 2023

Tinned Pilchard

When a Raccoon (usually of the Portuguese variant) breaks in to your home and defecates on the kitchen floor. Usually, having been attracted by the smell of cheese and ham crackers.

Steve: “Oh for fuck’s sake Tom, have you had a shit on the kitchen floor?”

Tom: “it wasn’t me, it must have been another tinned Pilchard incident”

by Stemol August 31, 2023