Piffle!!

Piffle!! is an expression when something that is clearly incorrect, or wrong. Common use is during a baseball game, where the umpire clearly makes the wrong call. Balls and Strikes can't be argued but no one can refute "Piffle"!
(Yelling) Oh Piffle!! (then whispering) I never heard (or saw) the like! That was a strike (ball). Jesus Mary and Joseph my blind grandmother could call this game better than him.
by DexterDude February 19, 2019
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Piffle is the word that you use to exclaim your feelings. Piffle can be used to describe ANY feeling(like anger, sadness, regret, etc.) despite its inappropriateness in the situation(*your at a funeral* "PIFFLE!"). "Piffle" is a complete sentence. It does not need any other words accompanying it for it to do its magic.
by Nalin Plad June 28, 2019
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piffle

is a French whistle. Not unlike a penny whistle but smaller.
During the recent demonstrations on the streets of Paris, many a piffle could be heard up and down the Champs Elysee.
by Bison Jack September 24, 2013
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ehh did you hear that piffle? totally gross
by courtney&bridget April 06, 2009
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Piffle Paffle

1. Spoken or written words that have no meaning or make no sense.

2. Foolish or unacceptable behaviour.
by Rowss December 23, 2013
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Talking Piffle

The moment in a evening when a group of friends/acquintances reach a communal state of intoxication through whatever means drink/drugs. At this point no one talks sense and everybody turns into a piffleing mess. Often seen/heard are half finished sentences, looks of complete amazement at the piff coming out of peoples mouths and the obligutory quote "sorry what was i talking about.....".

This piffleing ramble can go on for upwards of 4-5 hours which is the way this definition is heading.
"can you remember poony talking piffle last night? ..... ive never heard such random poppycock about the outragous price of strawberry bon bons"
by Bones27 April 25, 2010
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piffle sniffer

a person who sniffs girls bicycle seats
Cyril get away from that bike you piffle sniffer
by goonamerica July 23, 2009
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