hand picked carrot

When a lover takes a carrot and fucks their lover in the ass with it. After the recipient is satisfied their lover will "pick" the carrot from their ass and consume it.

I came so hard when John gave me that hand picked carrot, and again when i watched him bite into it and say "what's up, doc?".

by MMar775 January 7, 2011

Corn Picked

The event in which a woman uses a cobbed corn to masturbate.

it was amazing, first I corn picked her then she corn picked herself

by UknowME=D January 13, 2009

Dick-picked

When your penis overrides your own decisions and personally picks which girl you are to bang.

Dude, I really think Jennifer and I have been bonding, but what do ya know my penis dick-picked Ashley again.

by Nasty Ned March 20, 2012

Just picked up

saying that you have just bought some weed

Yo bro i just picked up

aight sick we need to kick it this week

by Tblumps January 2, 2011

to be picked on

To be bullied

If someone is to be picked on they are also being bullied
'Jack you fat' is bullying as well as picking on someone

by elephant 133 February 12, 2015

You picked the wrong house, Fool!

The thing you say when a burglar breaks inside your house

Burglar: Breaks in
You: You picked the wrong house, Fool!

by PetrosNoob101 December 12, 2019

a new pope was picked

smoking out while your significant other goes down on you

Kelly's boyfriend ruled a blunt for her before a new pope was picked.

by Shortbuspoker October 22, 2022